The Tesla Nod: A Subtle Way to Acknowledge Fellow Tools

Sir, I too am a person with too much money.

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Are you a rich Silicon Valley brogrammer who enjoys bonding with other rich Silicon Valley brogrammers over similarities such as “owning an obscenely expensive car?” Do you love driving an environmentally friendly vehicle but think hybrids are for poors? Purchase a Roadster or a Model S and you can become part of the elite club of Tesla owners who nod at each other in public as a way of acknowledging their mutual lack of self-awareness.

Join the Tesla family by dropping over $60,000 on a power symbol that’s bound to last a lifetime–or at least until self-driving cars hit the market.