This Unsuspecting Model Unknowingly Became the Face of Sex With ‘Old, Obese Men’

When stock modeling goes horribly wrong.

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It’s hard out there for a stock photo model.

Innocuous photos of ladies cavorting with salads or literally banging their heads against walls provide prime Internet fodder. But this week, one particular stock model gained social media fame after her photo appeared next to the following Guardian headline:

Approaching it with a good sense of humor, the Guardian tracked down the model, Samantha Ovens, to clarify no, “I do NOT like sex with old, obese men.”

Ovens, 38, posed for the photo in a “Colds and Illness” shoot, not a fantasy gone wrong session.

“I opened it up when I was with some friends,” Ovens told the Guardian. “In fact, I was with my partner’s mum as well. I screeched with laughter and said: ‘Oh. You have to see this.’ There’s me looking very anxious, and I bloody well would be, wouldn’t I?”

She’s content with her female partner and isn’t in the market for portly geriatrics.

Luckily Ovens is in good awkward stock photo company. Amy Poehler used to pose in stock photos.

“When you look up other actresses old modeling pictures on the internet they look really young and sexy, and I look like a sociopath,” Poehler told Jimmy Kimmel.

15 comments
tbill618
tbill618

Go to east (to Russia) old, obese man. 

ParisMiller
ParisMiller

What is wrong with old men or men for that matter ?

rwkinne
rwkinne

Of course, if the subject is sex with 'RICH, old, obese men' she would be congratulated for being ambitious and having the right kind of goals. Is this a great country, or what?

CharliePace
CharliePace

what's wrong with you people? this is pretty darn funny to me. lighten up.

DMello
DMello

Are you serious?

Is this garbage a 'TIME' article?

:0 in shock!

Are 'TIME' broken and in need of daily hits to pay the bills?

AckBlauvelt
AckBlauvelt

Once upon a time it was less embarrassing to be into obese old men than to admit to being a lesbo. How dee timez dey have change...

buffalo.barnes102
buffalo.barnes102

The bottom of the news barrel has officially been scraped all the way through to nothing...zero...zilch. 

SharpInk
SharpInk

@AckBlauvelt  

Ger serious. It was never not embarrassing to be into obese old men.