Meet The Rapper Who Wants to Be The Next Cookie Monster

Think "batches" instead of "b**ches"

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We’ve seen the “Harlem Shake,” “Call Me Maybe,” “Gangnam Style,” and “What Does The Fox Say?” become viral dance crazes. Will “Cookie Dance” be next?

The new music video takes place at the home of “Chip Chocolate,” a rapper who “loves his batches…of cookies,” as he put it to TIME. While he takes a bath in milk wearing a giant chocolate chip cookie on a gold chain necklace, “sexy” Girl Scouts bake cookies on the kitchen counter, tossing around a white powder that we can only hope is flour. Guests are breakdancing all over the house until the cows come home (seriously, look out for the people in cow suits passed out by the pool).

“I love cookies so much that when I eat them, I’m so happy that I start to dance,” said Chip Chocolate, played by Jesse Wellens, who also runs a YouTube channel of prank videos. To do the “Cookie Dance,” actors lean back, wave their hands in the air, and then lean forward, pretending to “twirl” a cookie in a glass of milk as they shake their hips.

What kind of cookie, you ask? While Chip Chocolate’s favorite cookie this week is white macadamia nut, he also raps about Pepperidge Farm’s Milano, Mrs. Fields, and Girl Scouts brands. Sample verse:

When I die bury me up on Pepperidge Farms,
With a four sided cookie that’s my lucky charm
P-Pop a cookie, I’m sweatin’
Double stuffed so I’m flexin’
Eat samoas from coasts to coast scream dope fresh if you reppin’

And yes, he is hungry to be the new Cookie Monster, and you can sort of tell at the 43-second mark when he dons a fur coat with a sleeve that looks like a bear claw. “Cookie lane is wide open, and I don’t think Cookie Monster is holding it down any more,” the rapper said. “He’s kind of old. So I’m trying to take over the cookie lane and be the next Cookie Monster. I think Chip Chocolate needs to be on Sesame Street doing the cookie dance.”

Since the single dropped on iTunes in late September, the “Cookie Dance” has already been performed live in Times Square, and Brooklyn Nets NBA players have done the dance and uploaded their version to YouTube.

And rather than encourage kids to eat junk food, Chip Chocolate argues the “Cookie Dance” is good exercise. “If you eat a cookie, and you dance, you pretty much burn the calories off right there.” And he claims the kid-friendly lyrics add another layer of wholesomeness. “Miley Cyrus, you can’t enjoy that with your kids,” he said, hoping his video is something that kids and their parents can watch “over the holidays, make Christmas cookies, and have fun.”

Race you to the cookie jar.

43 comments
TylerAtnip
TylerAtnip

dope freshness saaan pvp cookie dance all night long


roknsteve
roknsteve

The Cookie is dead.

Now I'm into Gingerbread.

seqretsquirrel
seqretsquirrel

i'm announcing my new single 'do the seqret dance'! it's gonna be awesome. do the seqret dance, do the, do the seqret dance.

this music stuff is easy.

CeciliaGaglio
CeciliaGaglio

yayy!! love this song!! :) Congrats PVP! :D awesome!!!

Jsweetie24
Jsweetie24

Ha! Love the cookie dance! "Hands up, Hands down, put the cookie in the milk, twirl it all around!" Pvp ftw!

LukeBurton
LukeBurton

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JuanDon
JuanDon

PVP worldwide (France) !

DopeFreshness
DopeFreshness

COOKIE DANCE IS MY #1 TUNE!! PVP SAAN ITS DOPE FRESHNESS 

DanielleStephens
DanielleStephens

I Love Doing the Cookie dance with my family! Whatever is going on in life you can have a moment to act silly and enjoy the Cookie Dance with smile and Loved ones. I believe it is very good way bringing others together.  PVP SANNNN!  WE GOIN HAM!!

JoeCollins
JoeCollins

PVP SAAN! Dope fresh nation goes HAM!

RonniePalachuk
RonniePalachuk

Dope fresh nation saaaannnn!!! Loved the video it was hangars!!! Should of had more Jenna in the video ...but that's just me lol peace, love and chicken grease

HananBazdog
HananBazdog

Dope fresh nationnnnnnnnnnn PVP SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNN CHIP Chip Chocolate THE NEXT BIG HIT !!!!!!!!!!!

AshAsh02
AshAsh02

I love the older woman baking cookies, shes Julie from Days of our Lives..

thisisgarbage27
thisisgarbage27

What is the world coming to..


Olivia, I'm glad your Columbia degree is serving you well!

TrevorPrimeau
TrevorPrimeau

Dope Freash Nation SAAAN!! CHIP CHOCOLATE BEST RAPPER ALIVE!!

AndreyArriola
AndreyArriola

what up SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNN!! cookie dancing or what u  doing?!

BjörnRehn
BjörnRehn

So dope!  DFN SAAN DO THE #cookiedance =)


SherryEnsary
SherryEnsary

Of course its gonna go viral! And everyone will love it. Cookie monster FTW!

Pvp saaaan!

Love from Saudi Arabia!

matt.hamer5
matt.hamer5

Supporting the #Cookie Dance and the #DopeFreshNation from the UK!

LiLMissParky
LiLMissParky

DFN SANN! All the way from the UK #CookieDance

devinbeatyou
devinbeatyou

@thisisgarbage27 shut your mouth, i'm sure there's more people to back me up  than you when i say this song is awesome, and you have no taste in music