Kim Kardashian Goes Topless in New Kanye Video That Looks Like Something Crafted in Windows Movie Maker

This looks like something your pervy little cousin would make and proudly show off at Thanksgiving.

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In Kanye West’s new video for “Bound 2,” his underexposed fiancée Kim Kardashian goes topless (though her nipples are mysteriously absent). But what we really want to talk about is all of that America the Beautiful-style ’90s CGI that looks like something your pervy little cousin crafted in Windows Movie Maker.

Bald eagles soaring over amber plains of grain? Check. White wild stallions majestically charging towards the camera lens? Check. Beautiful people simulating sex on a motorcycle? CHECK, Y’ALL. God bless America.

We’re sure your weird aunt who peddles turquoise jewelry out of her stucco house in Santa Fe really enjoyed this vid.

11 comments
wayne_fenwick2002
wayne_fenwick2002

Given that it has Kim K somewhat topless, It might get 3 views. but it's better with the sound muted.

jamisontown
jamisontown

That's a joke, right?  It's a parody of bad music, bad rapping, bad audio production, bad video production and just plain bad, right?  Right?

OneHairyBeard
OneHairyBeard

Don't worry you guys, if you want to see her completely topless you are just a google search for "Ray-J" away.

09_tm1
09_tm1

REQUEST: PATROL ugnaY  "PMS officials" ang aming station sa pagtulong   programa ng MGA AUTHORITIESsa BULACAN!!!

charlie & cecilia rivero GO

picanto*  fuego* vigo* aygo* crv/cr-z*  impala*  cruze*  *datsun  go*-vios* adventure

"PATROL/PALIT/STYROFOR"

FadedYouthBlog
FadedYouthBlog

She's made a porno.   She posed in Playboy.  Now she's a video ho.   Kim Kardashian is living the American Dream!!!!!!

FadedYouthBlog
FadedYouthBlog

She's made a porno.   She posed in Playboy.  Now she's a video ho.   Kim Kardashian is living the American Dream!!!!!!

KyleWillie
KyleWillie

Her sex tape with RayJ was better...is this all she knows!  Flaunting and selling her body. A real Porn star then

Ironman92
Ironman92

Let me 'splain, the eagle was a plane, unlike the grain on the plain.

BobBruschi
BobBruschi

Her home porn w/ RJ had more talent..