That Rug Really Tied the Room Together — Until Someone Urinated on It

Dude arrested for attacking man who soiled his carpet

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A man was arrested Saturday in San Francisco after allegedly seriously injuring another man who peed on his carpet.

The victim, who is in stable condition, was found in a world of pain, unconscious on the sidewalk with serious head and facial injuries, KRON4 reports.  The suspect was not perfectly calm and fled, but was later identified in surveillance video.

At the time this report was filed there were no indications that any Nazis, nihilists or amphibious rodents were involved in the assault. The suspect was jailed on suspicion of  assault with a deadly weapon, as San Francisco is not ‘Nam and there are rules here, by which even angry dudes must abide.

[KRON4]

21 comments
HerDudeness
HerDudeness

A young trophy rug, in the parlance of our Time....

Vet_Monk
Vet_Monk

Oh, man, don't do that. Not on the rug, man.

MattSalomon
MattSalomon

Also, dude, chinaman is not the preferred nomenclature. Asian American, please

JesseNason
JesseNason

Obviously these commenters are not golfers.

ToriLejune
ToriLejune

...I thought that I was reading the onion. Time is such a joke these days.

NunyaBiznes
NunyaBiznes

I'm pretty sure that if someone peed on my carpet, they'd be left with something to remember the event.

AnthonyHenage
AnthonyHenage

ey tardos, i hope you understand hes referencing The Big Lebowski.

ColinSparrow
ColinSparrow

Yes we get the film reference, it's just rather sad that Time is making a silly joke out off a man being severly beaten. Way to dumb down America Time.