WATCH: Comedian Kristina Wong Revels in Asian Women’s Statistical Superiority

Analysis by dating app claims Asian women are more attractive

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Comedian Kristina Wong had a few choice words to drop on Fusion’s Alicia Menendez Tonight this week after news broke about the racial preferences of users on a popular Facebook dating app.

According to analysis, Asian women received the most interest among the app’s male users. When host Alicia Menendez asked for Wong’s reaction, the comedian noted that the results were a bit upsetting because it “feeds into the fetishization of Asian women,” but quickly got over any lingering misgivings by shouting “suck it white ladies!” and gloating that she could “do anything and some white guy will still like this.” She then proceeded to spit on screen and blow in her nose with disregard thanks to the comfort that obviously comes with statistical supremacy.

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6 comments
EdgarA.
EdgarA.

For me, being a Latino, I must say that the buffet is endless.  I am a sucker for Asian women but I do go for anybody that digs me as much I dig them.  Hell, I thought Kristina Wong was hilarious cause at least she can take a load off as she is predominantly attractive than the other 3 major ethnics backgrounds in America.  Would I date her cause I think she is submissive?  Hell no!!  Aside from that exotic trait about her (yes, I said it, i don't know where that exotic trait comes from but it's there) she has a very fun hilariously witty personality (which I guess is contributed from here career as a comedian) that any guy would be lucky to date her.  If she's still on here, believe me, it would be awesome to date you, Ms. Wong.

mjkittredge
mjkittredge

This is funny. My last 2 girlfriends were Asian, and I'm white. They are extremely good at being cute, most are slender and healthy, that silky smooth black hair, good cooks, good attitudes. And the tighter vaginas, that's not a myth. I'm about done with the super fussy self loathing overweight white women. Hispanic women are pretty too but all seem to have massive tempers and anger issues. Black women, the stereotypes are true far too often, plus most of their features aren't attractive.

GumpChun
GumpChun

I think Ms. Wong has single-handedly reversed this budding trend. Wow. I've met truck drivers with more class.

Remember guys, Americanized Asians are out, those still carrying some Confucian values are IN. 

Tip for the day.

AnnNguyen
AnnNguyen

@mskristinawong This was hands down the best commentary I've seen in interweb years. I too regularly climb the Glendale green screened Hollywood Hills and am comforted that excessive nose picking will not deter men from seeking me out!

As for the first two comments - newsflash, there's a reason why Asian men aren't seeking their own. Asian women, 'Confucian' and 'non-Confusian' alike, are just as crazy as any other crazy woman. America wasn't the only country that reported incidences of Asian women chopping off their boyfriends lizards out of anger (also, the American one I'm citing is technically labeled as a 'Confucian' one). Don't try to discern that certain types of Asians are more docile either. We will publicly slap and ridicule our boyfriends' looks and financial shortcomings like any other self-respecting woman. And where do we learn this from? Our mothers, you idiots!  Biology dictates that men  with their testerone et al allow them to be bigger and more violent with your wars and bombs and Call of Duty. Women? - our yin to your yang? We're manipulative and conniving. This has evolved over hundreds and thousands of years. We have perfected it. Don't think evolution completely skipped over the Japanese girls or whatever Asian ethnicity you think is less crazy. WE ALL ARE!

Tip: as long as you're into chicks, you will get into varying levels of crazy. Also, beware of the quiet ones. They're the scariest. Good luck!