These People Will Act Out Your Sexts For Just $80 and a Lifetime of Shame

And upload them to YouTube

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“hiiiii”

“hi baby whatsup”

“i wish u were here”

“me too, wat are u wearing?”

“oh sorry i meant to send that to my cat”

Whether you’re too lazy to hop the subway or are wrapped up in a long distance relationship, sexting is a crucial part of many modern relationships. But to give good sext, you have to be willing to banish embarrassment and say what you really mean–which is precisely why the idea of having your sexts acted out and uploaded to YouTube is just about the most terrifying thought ever.

“Send Me Your Sexts” is a new film project from Eileen Yaghoobian, where for an $80 fee she will record high-quality video of actors performing your dirtiest, grossest, most mortifying sexts:

I’m Eileen, a filmmaker and artist who’s convinced that your dirty messages should be my next script. So I decided to create a service that turns your real sexts into on screen action. Think your phone could inspire a good web series? Ever wanted to be a screenwriter? You already are… but only if you’re brave enough to send me your sexts. It can be anonymous, but it still takes some moxie.

We’re sure your sexts are a work of art, but probably not performance art.