Man Raps about His Vasectomy in Viral Christmas Card Video

TMI buddy.

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You may know families who send holiday cards bragging about each person’s accomplishments in the past year, but how often do you get one that says someone just got a vasectomy in the form of a viral video?

WNCN news anchor Penn Holderness and his family in Raleigh, N.C., recently released a viral video of the crew dancing in Christmas-themed pajamas (“Xmas Jammies”) with red and green stripes. With more than 700,000 views at the time of drafting this post, the video boasts raps about 4-year-old son Penn Charles’s school recital, 6-year-old daughter Lola’s ability to count to 100 in Chinese, and wife Kim’s recent part in Iron Man 3. They also pester a “hipster” at a local bar.

On his recent surgery, Penn points to an empty seat in a stroller and sings, “There’s room for child number three, but I can’t. I just had a vasectomy. Recovery went easier in these jammies!”

His wife caps off the clip by announcing that he is leaving his job as a news anchor next month so that the two can focus on running their own video production company. “It’s the biggest decision of his life,” she sings. “He’s going to quit his job and come work with his wife.”

8 comments
JoHillier
JoHillier

How exploitative, using your cute kids to conjure up new business. We Brits would never do such a thing. Or would we.... check out our company Xmas video http://lnkd.in/HdWrJE

starring, you guessed it, everyone's kids!

indrasblade77
indrasblade77

Ahh the usual propaganda piece with the globalist angle. The vasectomy population control angle, the girls are better in school angle etc.

TraceyMitchell
TraceyMitchell

white people have REALLY gotten cool!  I love it!!  Go Jammie Family!

rowarho3
rowarho3

hipster??? for real...hipster???