Michael Bloomberg Reveals Post-Mayoral Plans on SNL

Can you say "small soda" and "non-smoking beach"?

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As Michael Bloomberg inches closer to the end of his mayoral reign, he can finally check “appear on Saturday Night Live off his bucket list.

The billionaire NYC mayor stopped by the show’s “Weekend Update” desk to talk about what he’ll do when he officially leaves office in January. “I’ll be fulfilling a lifelong dream,” Bloomberg said, stone-faced, “of enjoying a small soda on a non-smoking beach.” He added that he applied for a few jobs teaching Spanish, but was told his accent “isn’t quite bueno.”

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