Pissed Connections: Girl Writes Glorious Craigslist Post to Man Who Peed on Her and Ran Away

"You peed on me but it's OK!"

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Sure the new year has just gotten started, but Craigslist already has a contestant for best Missed Connection of 2014. 

It’s a classic story of boy meets girl, clock strikes midnight, girl starts crying, boy kisses girl, boy pees on girl, boy runs away, girl makes it her resolution to find him because who could possibly miss taking advantage of a meet cute opportunity like that? Her January 1 post reads:

You – 5’8 scruffy, glasses, wearing a blue hoodie outside the Vid and I asked you for a lighter. You lit my cigarette and we talked about our wishes for the new year. We heard the countdown starting and decided to stay outside. I started to cry and you kissed me, and then we started to make out. After a minute I felt something warm and realised that you pissed yourself. I pushed you away and that’s when you ran but I wish you had stayed. You peed on me but it’s OK! I just want to know who you are! Please reply and when you do tell me why I started crying so I know it’s you – if you remember.

In case you missed it, might we repeat, “You peed on me but it’s OK!” She’s basically writing her wedding vows. Blue hoodie with the bladder problem, get on it. (And maybe get some Depends, too.)

[Daily Dot]

21 comments
mrbomb13
mrbomb13

Wow, real classy, TIME Magazine - an article about a girl's mock Craigslist ad directed at a guy who urinated on her.


This is not news, and it is not newsworthy.  This is the kind of article I would expect on cover of the grocery store check-out line tabloids.  A professional news-gathering organization (like TIME, or, so I thought) should "turn its nose up" at this sort of non-news drivel, and devote its pages/webspace to actual news.


Articles like this reek of desperation for readers, and show an absence of standards in the newsroom.  It gives the impression that no one is manning the ship, and that the "writers" (or, those high schoolers on the staff pretending to be writers) are left to post whatever they wish.  That dynamic demeans and degrades the TIME brand, and lessens the power and prestige of its journalism.  Truly a shame for a once-journalistic titan. 

GuoLiang
GuoLiang

How cute. Until she realizes the guy had a pee fetish and did it on purpose.

15quatloos
15quatloos

Was it David Vitter? Wait, no... then the diaper would've absorbed the pee.

PopeyeAmericannews
PopeyeAmericannews

it's usually better to be pissed off than to be pissed on but not always.....................evidently

knottsck
knottsck

This is R. Kelly's dream girl.

RaySampson
RaySampson

Maybe he came on her and had no further need.

Tater
Tater

Like most young people, Obama and the democrats have been peeing on them for sometime, only they tell them it's raining. They usually just pull out an umbrella though.

john_rambo
john_rambo

Water sports turn some people (like Dennis Rodman) on.

dadumdee
dadumdee

I can help her out.  His name was Robert Sylvester Kelly and he has penned such hits as "I Believe I Can Fly" and "Bump and Grind".  

TomRoberts
TomRoberts

I hope people realize that this could have been Obama's son!

bford
bford

He ran off because he'd be embarrassed to shake in front of her.

twatts1000
twatts1000

Granddad: What's wrong with a man giving away a golden shower? Sounds like a nice gift to me.[Riley laughs]Granddad: What? Shoot, I wish somebody gave me a golden shower. (Riley laughs) One, I like gold. Two, I like showers. (Riley laughs hysterically) Put it together, hey, that sound like the life, hyoo...Riley: (recovering) If you're good, Santa Claus might give you a golden shower for Christmas. (he laughs)Granddad:Christmas? My man, Santa.

stardagger
stardagger

She is not pissed off, just pissed on!

willis56
willis56

@Tater  taterhead. U make no sense whatsoever. And u helped u spell the big words?

Tical
Tical

@dadumdee LOL. That was my first thought as well. If she's underage then it's definitely him.

Alan_667
Alan_667

@TomRoberts  You don't even realize what a stupid thing that was to say. You need a big flag that says, "I'm a racist with a 3rd grade education" I don't like to judge people. You might have a good reason. Are your parent's related? Mom and Dad are Bro and Sis, huh? But that makes you special. Just using your fingers, you can count to 12... lol