Florida Man Somehow Manages to Ruin Pizza

An abomination.

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Pizza is the greatest food in the world. It’s like the Beyonce of foods. Like The Godfather I and II, it has roots in Italy and is a masterpiece of human achievement and artistry. But one bold Floridian pizzeria owner has tested the boundaries of pizza’s unparalleled deliciousness.

A Florida restaurant has created the world’s most disgusting pizza. Evan’s Neighborhood Pizza, a restaurant in Fort Myers, Florida, is now serving an abomination called the “Everglades” pizza with toppings culled from things you find in swamps, including something called “swamp cabbage.” Also included as toppings: frogs, alligator, hog, and chunks of python. Yes, it’s a pizza made from all the gross creatures who live in the murky, mosquito-infested body-dumping ground zero of America.

Restaurant owner Evan Daniell apparently fancies himself a pizza provocateur. He told the New York Daily News that he also wanted to sell a “Road Kill” pizza, with raccoon and possum, but he hasn’t found a supplier. Daniell sells the “Everglade” for a steep $45 per 14-inch pie, because python meat isn’t cheap.

Granted, normal pizza toppings, when viewed with an objective eye, aren’t exactly undisgusting (let’s not examine the contents of pepperoni too carefully) and it’s admirable that Daniell is taking an invasive species and doing something useful with it. And it might not taste that bad, if you can get over the bleck factor–which, to be fair, we never will.

4 comments
bugmenotbugmenot
bugmenotbugmenot

The author also seems to think Beyonce is a good musician....  I knew this article was going to be crap from that first sentence.

jwilli30
jwilli30

the author should have told the readers, "don't eat this mess!" What ever happened to having an open mind? And you didn't try it!

TadTholl
TadTholl

With the exception of python I've eaten everything on this pizza, and I can tell you it's all good. (Swamp cabbage is also know as heart of palm.) I would expect python to taste similar to rattle snake which is pretty good as well. I would have to pass on the "roadkill pizza", not too fond on either of the meats mentioned, both are far to greasy for my taste.


Olphl
Olphl

The Author is very close minded. Apart from the bones, which appear to be tilted outwards for easy access, and the exorbitant pricing, its just  meat on pizza. It doesn't matter if its frog or chicken. The author of this article needs to experience some variety in order to get correct perspective.