Hold On To Your Bloomers: Downton Abbey Gets A Porn Makeover

It was only a matter of time

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While children have undoubtedly long considered Downton Abbey to be musty adult entertainment, the show is getting a very adult makeover. What would the Dowager Countess say?

Joining the ranks of such triple X titles as You’ve Got Male, Pulp Friction, Ocean’s 11 Inches and Good Will Humping is Down On Abby, the Downton Abbey porn of your dreams/nightmares. It was only a matter of time

The porn version of Julian Fellowes’ award winning drama is set at the illustrious estate of Bottomley Manor owned by * ahem * Lord and Lady Grabhem who live there with their stepdaughters Abby and Fanny and, naturally, a manservant called Master Bates. The film stars Ben Dover, Clarke Kent, Jasmine Jae and more as well as and Lexi Lowe as the titular Abby.

“As Down on Abby is our first foray into the world of adult parody and with Harmony being a British studio, it was a no brainer that our first offering would be with something that is quintessentially British,” says James Wright, VP of sales and marketing for Harmony Films, who is producing the film.

Down On Abby is slated for release on April 1 a.k.a. April Fool’s Day, which will hopefully fool everyone into accidentally watching with their parents.

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boguseconomist
boguseconomist

Only Americans make such a big deal about sex, Why? For the sme reason as they do with everything else - it makes money. When an entire society operates on a single standard, anything that is profitable becomes good and everything else becomes bad. This is the reason that "entertainment" becomes anything- ANYTHING - that will make you more liable to spend your money on a product or service. In the same way it worked in ancient Rome, the shock has to become stronger to keep you watching. We're 'way past right and wrong. If it pays, it stays.