The original velociraptor cage from the terrifying opening scene of Jurassic Park is up for auction on eBay, and it would totally make the perfect accent piece for your living room. (Velociraptor replica included.)
With eight days left and the current bid just shy of $100,000, you should run at this one as if you were being chased by a blood thirsty dinosaur clone. “These treasures will benefit from some attention and TLC,” seller Theme Park Connection writes. “This set would make for an amazing restoration project.”
Here are some photos:
In case you needed to be reminded of the horror the velociraptors in said container inflicted, here’s the opening scene:
Make your kid go there instead of the his room during time out, and household behavioral problems might start going down.