And 147 years later, the Confederacy gets the memo that no help was coming.
Ushering in 2011 with a lot of love.
When it comes to ringing in the New Year, champagne is the gold standard. But don’t settle for just a bland bottle – bring in 2011 with a bit of excitement in your flute.
A full 16 hours ahead of New York, and 19 hours ahead of Los Angeles, Sydneysiders have already clinked their champagne glasses, sang Auld Lang Syne, and are well on the way to breaking their New Year’s resolutions.
He may be unemployed and facing obscenity charges, but he wants to represent you, South Carolina. But first, he’ll need a campaign makeover.
North-central Indiana residents were rattled out of their beds this morning by an unexpected temblor.
“It would have been a real experience. This is what football is all about. We’re becoming a nation of wussies.”
- ED RENDELL, Pennsylvania governor, fuming about the NFL’s decision to postpone the Eagles-Vikings game on Sunday …
Going down the mountain is supposed to be the more dangerous part, isn’t it?
Many of the mightiest prehistoric beasts actually preferred leafy greens over raw flesh.
One bowl of these noodles costs as much as a lifetime supply of Top Ramen. Enjoy responsibly.
Holiday stress getting to you? Today’s the day to bring out your inner Ebenezer.
And the audience sings along. There’s something disconcerting about this…