Five Ways Denzel Can Achieve His EGOT Dream
Paging Tracy Jordan! To win an Emmy, a Grammy, an Oscar and a Tony is a stunning accomplishment in Hollywood. Last night at the Tonys, Denzel Washington got halfway there.
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What Is That Weird Hum During World Cup Games?
Is there something wrong with your television set, or has a swarm of angry bees invaded the World Cup pitch?
Is an Old Law Complicating Oil-Spill Cleanup?
Fox News reported yesterday that the government was turning away foreign help in cleaning up the Gulf of Mexico oil spill. Is this the truth, or a partisan meme?
Alvin Greene’s Bizarre Olbermann Appearance
Call him Dr. Olbermann D.D.S., because this interview with Alvin Greene is like pulling teeth!
Which Dino Bite Could Kill You the Worst?
While many of their fellow scientists are busy brainstorming ways to clean up the Gulf of Mexico oil spill, paleontologists are free to spend their days on more philosophical pursuits, such as the question “How hard could dinosaurs bite?”
98-Year-Old Woman Leaves Secret Millions to Home Town
It’s been a rough week at NewsFeed: missing teens, college craziness and Russell Crowe death rumors. Why not settle in for a nice comfy feel-good story, the tale of 98-year-old Verna Oller, who bequeathed her secret $4.5 million …
Watch a Comedian Win America’s Hearts in Real Time
‘America’ in this instance is technically only ‘the studio audience for the New York auditions of America’s Got Talent,’ but NewsFeed would venture that YOU, watching at home or in an office, will have the same reaction.
Avery Johnson Wins Nets Coaching Job
According to ESPN, the New Jersey Nets have a new head coach: Former Dallas Mavericks coach Avery Johnson.
Glenn Beck’s Thriller ‘The Overton Window’ Has a Book Trailer
Glenn Beck does not act like a traditional newsman. So why should Glenn Beck release a traditional book trailer?
Ponzi Schemer Scott Rothstein Sentenced to 50 Years
Lawyer-turned-imaginary-financial-titan Scott Rothstein was sentenced to 50 years in prison by a federal judge today for running a $1.2 billion Ponzi scheme. Rothstein — who fled to Morocco after his scheme collapsed — had …
It’s 2010 — Why Are People Still Being Charged with Adultery?
Despite what The Onion might say, NewsFeed would venture that New York State contains more than its fair share of adulterers.
Lady Gaga Releases ‘Alejandro’ Video, Bowl-Cut Enthusiasts Rejoice
Does it contain shirtless men, fascist imagery and odd religious symbolism? It’s a Lady Gaga video — of course it does. (Video is slightly NSFW, unless you work for TIME, apparently.)