Sorry Couples, Facebook Knows You’ll Break Up By Spring Break
As bitter single people, this news fills us with glee.
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Behold the Philly Taco, A Cheesesteak Wrapped in a Pizza
NewsFeed doesn’t know what compelled employees at National Public Radio to wrap a cheesesteak in a pizza and then write an article about it, but as homesick Philadelphians, we are very happy they did. On days like this, it’s …
What Will Obama Say Tomorrow?
With the Democrats looking like they will suffer major losses in today’s midterm elections, tomorrow is the first day of Obama’s Act II. How will he handle it?
What Can Twitter Tell Us About the Election?
First we should note that Twitter users may not be reflective of the populace as a whole, and also that the 140 character limit does not len—
Justin Long Befriends Film Critic Who Hated His Face
And we mean “hated his face” quite literally.
‘What Is This?’ Why, It’s A New Album By Jimmy McMillan
The bass is too damn high!
Quotes: Rally To Restore Sanity Shouldn’t Have Criticized Olbermann, Says Olbermann
“I wish it were otherwise. But you can tone down all you want and the result will be: The Right will only get louder. Sorry.”
—KEITH OLBERMANN, host of MSNBC’s Countdown, responding on Twitter to criticisms of his show from …
Don’t Know Where To Vote? Let Google Tell You!
Election Day is tomorrow, and if you’re voting (you should be voting!) you may be curious about what polling place to go to. Fortunately, the Google geniuses have come up with another project to help you out: a polling place …
Reverse Photoshopping: New Photo Meme Fattens Up The Celebs
You know all those YouTube videos that show celebrities Photoshopped to be impossibly skinny? What would the reverse look like? Well, now thanks to one anonymous editor, we know: Beware Of Photoshop. (via Gizmodo)
Dreams Die: Paul The Octopus Was Just A Clever Publicity Stunt?
Say it ain’t so, Paul, say it ain’t so!
Quotes: Esquire Thinks David Brooks Is Forgiving Of Racism
“Culturally, [Obama] will have to demonstrate that even though he comes from an unusual background, he is a fervent believer in the old-fashioned bourgeois virtues: order, self-discipline, punctuality and personal
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Get Your Lawyers, Toddlers! 4-Year-Olds Can Still Be Sued
The emotional distress cases alone should get NewsFeed a cool $3 million.