What Do You Believe: The Demographics of Superstition
NewsFeed believes in Bigfoot. Sorry, haters.
NewsFeed believes in Bigfoot. Sorry, haters.
Remember what Halloween was like as a child, when you were fresh-faced and innocent and dressed to the nines in a homemade costume, instead of drunkenly staggering through city streets creeping on girls dressed as sexy bank …
Sorry, crazy lady with a cell phone. If we had a time machine, we’d pick way better events to crash.
Now all it needs is a Ken Burns documentary!
“Being the vice-presidential nominee on the ticket is different from saying ‘I want to be the person at the top of the ticket.’ There are high standards that the American people have for [the presidency] and they require a
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The news further destabilizes the already-fragile region of Manhattan.
Yes, it is apparently possible!
They drink your fiber optics! Drainage!
Is it bad was that our first thought was “But they’d have to dig up Vincent Price!” We’re sorry, MJ.
Just to warn everybody, NewsFeed is probably going to try to buy this woman’s life rights.
An embarrassing beginning. Rivals shooting themselves in the foot. A redemption narrative. Uh oh: Where have we seen this before?
Hopefully that headline was objective enough.