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“You’re supposed to be champion of the middle class!”
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We hear his favorite thing to binge-watch is Dr. Hoo
Man Dies After Falling Into Freezing Chicago River While Trying to Retrieve His Cellphone
A woman who tried to save him is also presumed dead
This App Will Quit Your Job For You
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This Video Game Lets You Pretend to Be a Cat and You Win by Knocking Stuff Over
Oh, what a world.
Your New Parlor Trick: How to Open a Bottle of Wine With Your Shoe
No corkscrew? No worries!
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Watch a Fish Out of Water Catch a Bird In Mid-Flight
Not what you expected, right?
Overly Excited Price Is Right Contestant Slips, Launches Into Announcer’s Crotch
Bonus: one of the models then hugs the contestant’s butt
Pimp Convicted of Assaulting John With His Air Jordans Suing Nike for $100M
For failing to label his kicks as a dangerous weapon
NewsFeed’s 2014 Golden Globes Drinking Game
Get ready to take a shot if Jennifer Lawrence trips