Bill Gates, meet Dr. Evil.
Standing up is SO last year.
Plastic patients are no laughing matter
Get ‘em while the gettin’s good
Don’t look a gift horse in the mouth, or anywhere else really.
I’ll have a slice of Captain Jack Sparrow and a cup of milk, please.
Can you blame her?
Sorry Disney, Grumpy Cat is not impressed.
Give me liberation wrappers or give me death
Beauty is pain.