Charlie Sheen to Fugitive L.A. Cop Killer Christopher Dorner: “Call Me”
The former “Two and a Half Men” star reached out to the former LAPD cop turned murder suspect
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Meet ‘Vomiting Larry’: The Fake Vomiting Head Scientists Are Using To Study The Norovirus Epidemic
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Chris Brown and Frank Ocean Get in Fight over a Parking Space
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Getaway Donkey Foils Thieves In Colombia
Pro tip for robbers: Donkeys make terrible getaway vehicles
