Believe it or not, male chimpanzees may have the best sex lives.
This spring, it’s not about who you’re wearing. It’s not about where you got it. It’s about what your dog is sporting.
Rescuers in Hanoi, Vietnam are scrambling to capture and treat an ailing turtle, believing it to be the incarnation of a mythical creature.
I just took a dump and made Mark Zuckerberg pick it up. It was glorious.
— BEAST, Mark Zuckerberg and his girlfriend Priscilla Chan’s new puppy, who, naturally, has a Facebook page
Updated, 3/9: We were starting to get worried that it had been too long since we saw a sign of the impending apocalypse.
Welcome back, NewsFeeders! Grab that big mug of coffee – we know Mondays don’t come easy. And read on to catch up on the necessary news from the past few days.
Vladimir Putin loves (big) cats. In fact, he loves them so much that he’s accused of rigging a popular vote in order to get a snow leopard on the ballot.
Alice can’t get a date. She doesn’t enjoy the same things everybody else does and she finds it hard to relate to anyone her own age. When she tries, it’s almost like they’re not even listening. Oh, by the way: Alice is a whale.
The mere thought of eating an endangered species is just about enough to send NewsFeed running for some vegan cookbooks.
Pep up, NewsFeeders. Just because the Oscars ended mere minutes before midnight on the East Coast is no excuse to be so groggy this morning.
If all of Paul the Octopus’s predictions were this easy, NewsFeed doubts he would have earned his international stardom.
Giving your dog or cat table scraps might seem like a nice reward for good behavior. But it could be contributing to an epidemic.