Forget the yule log…
The best thing to happen to plane bathrooms since the invention of the mile-high club
Because what else are you supposed to do with your pet bear?
Hate when that happens.
We’ve all been there.
No happy meals for this kid.
Caveat emptor: the underarm aphrodisiac may attract some real animals.
When stock modeling goes horribly wrong.
Apparently the costumes cost $2,800 a piece.
That’s 47,000 calories… without Sweet ‘N Sour sauce.
He’ll also be the only winner in a triathlon involving a clairvoyant llama.