Sure, give disgraced former representative Randy “Duke” Cunningham a gun. What’s the worst that could happen?
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Dubious Medical Syndrome of the Day: ‘Smartphone Face’
Can staring at your iPhone all day make your chin sag? Let’s find out!
Naked Man Chews Other Guy’s Face, Shot Dead by Cops
A grisly attack in broad daylight has left a Florida man in critical condition.
WATCH: Live Lip-Dub Marriage Proposal Goes Viral
Okay, guys, if you were planning on a wacky, high-concept, over-the-top, moment-she’ll-never-forget scheme to propose to the love of your life, you can just forget it: Isaac Lamb has already beaten you.
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Mayor Arrested for Hacking Website of Group That Tried to Recall Him
Felix Roque, the Democratic mayor of West New York, N.J., and his 22-year-old son Joseph were arrested by the FBI last Thursday on suspicion of hacking into a website dedicated to having Roque recalled and intimidating the people …
Introducing Wedding Uggs. Ugh.
NewsFeed says “I Don’t” to the Australian footwear company’s latest venture.
Cows Crash Party, Drink Beer
These guys are party animals.
Woman Documents Stolen iPhone Adventures on Facebook
iPhones are the new travelling gnomes.
WATCH: World’s First Skydive Without a Parachute
Stuntman Gary Connery jumped from 2,400 feet with just a wingsuit and a stack of cardboard boxes to break his fall.
Unabomber Sends Bizarre Class Update to Harvard Alumni Directory
Ted Kaczynski, a member of the class of 1962, listed his occupation as ‘prisoner’.
High School Senior ‘Tebows’ at Graduation, Loses Diploma
What price high school immortality? Actually quite a lot, as it turns out.
Lego Theft: Silicon Valley Exec Accused of Stealing $30,000 Worth of Toys
SAP executive Thomas Langenbach allegedly resold the Lego sets on eBay out of his $2 million, Lego-filled home.