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Woman Fired from Lingerie Shop Because She Was ‘Too Hot’
Lauren Odes, who said she lost her job at a New York boutique because owners found her appearance distracting, now has celebrity lawyer Gloria Allred on her side.
Reagan’s Blood to Be Sold at Auction
A vial collected after the 1981 attempt to assassinate the Gipper is being auctioned off by an anonymous seller.
Michigan Teen Finds Finger in Arby’s Sandwich
Unfortunately for everyone involved, it appears this actually happened
Queen Elizabeth II’s Underwear For Sale on eBay
Would the term “Anglophile” be a grotesque understatement in describing your devotion to all things British?
New York Man Asks to Be Shot, Friend Complies
Curious about how it feels to be shot, a 24-year-old in New York took a bullet from his friend. (Spoiler alert: it hurt.)
Man Sets Fist-Pumping World Record
One Ohio man attempts to set his own world record by fist-pumping for 17 hours straight.
Rattlesnake Bites Pot Grower at Walmart
Yes, you pretty much have to read this article now.
Fisherman Sues Cruise Liner for Leaving Him Adrift in Pacific
Adrian Vasquez is just happy to be alive. But not joyful enough to stop from suing Princess Cruises for negligence after one of the U.S.-based company’s liners sailed right on by the 18-year-old fisherman and his two stranded …
Strapless iPod Nano Watch: Just Implant These Magnets in Your Wrist
Dave Hurban calls it an iDermal. Here’s his quick guide to digital body modification.
Gambling, Smoking and Drinking Monks Scandalize South Korea
Ever heard the phrase “drunk as a monk”? We thought not.
Come Reign Or Shine: Prince Charles Turns Weatherman
Prince Charles and his wife, the Duchess of Cornwall, read the weather on BBC Scotland