What a nightmare.
Bizarre
Unsteady Forklift Smashes $1 Million Worth of Wine, and a Nation Mourns
This is one spill that’s won’t be rubbed out easily.
Sheikh Writes His Name in the Sand, Big Enough to Be Seen from Space
Ah, the sands of narcissism.
Worst Nightmare: Sinkhole Opens Up Under Woman’s Bed in Guatemala
A 40-foot-deep, 3-foot-wide crater almost swallowed a woman sleeping on top. And it’s not the first time a sinkhole traumatized residents in Guatemala City.
A Lucifer By Any Other Name Would Be Legal in New Zealand
Kids can be devils sometimes, can’t they? Well, not in New Zealand, they can’t.
Court: Restaurant Can Be Sued for Serving Meat to Devout Hindus
What happens when you accidentally dish up meat for vegetarians? For one restaurant, it may be the most expensive meal it ever served.
Food, Meet (Murdoch’s) Face: A Brief History of Protest Pies
Don’t worry, Rupert “Humble” Murdoch. You’re not the only notable to have been confronted with a pastry full of righteous rage.
Calling All Kringles: The Annual Santa Claus Congress Kicks Off in Denmark
Every year since 1957, Santa Clauses from around the world have descended on an amusement park north of Copenhagen for an annual congress. There they spread good cheer, have friendly competitions—and, NewsFeed imagines, compare …
Just Like High School: Tennessee Lawmaker Carves Initials Into State House Desk
Remember that time that you got really bored in class and carved your initials into the desk? Well, it turns out that’s not such a good idea if you are a member of the government. And if the desk is in the state House chamber.
Atheist Wins Right to Wear ‘Pastafarian’ Headgear in License Photo
After a years long pursuit, Niko Alm, a self proclaimed “Pastafarian,” finally earned the freedom to appear in his Austrian driver’s license sporting a pasta strainer on his head. An accessory he argued was ‘religious …
New Book Claims Hitler Gave Sex Dolls to Nazi Soldiers
A new book reveals that Adolf Hitler ordered the manufacture of Aryan blow up dolls to discourage his troops from sleeping with disease-ridden prostitutes.
MC Malfoy? ‘Potter’ Actor Tom Felton Says He’s Plotting Rap Career
Harry Potter actor Tom Felton, 23, has revealed plans to start a rap music career. NewsFeed isn’t sure if he’s kidding.




