Hunger pains led to temporary heartache in Hawaii when a couple was arrested for stealing a sandwich from a Safeway.
Some argue that the best kind of satire, like acting, is the kind that seems the most realistic. If that’s the case, then The Onion deserves an Academy Award.
It doesn’t matter that it’s an eight-foot-tall Lego man that washed up a beach one day. All lost-and-found property is treated equally in Sarasota, Fla.
Heaven can wait…for a chocolate-chip cookie recipe, at least.
When you think of gangs, the Bloods, and the Crips quickly spring to mind. What about fans of the Insane Clown Posse?
If only those bridge-stealers in Pennsylvania had waited a few weeks.
Only in New York.
While the sight of a beached whale is a sad but fairly common occurrence, the sight of a giant Lego man washed up on the beach is something to put on YouTube.
It’s like the Brett Favre of fast food.
The tooth fairy will have to shell out some big bucks if she wants to compete with fans vying to buy John Lennon’s tooth.
File this under Despicable Things Police Have Done: An Atlanta woman was mistakenly imprisoned for 53 days due to police mixing her up with another woman with the same first name.
Barbie’s got a bad new look.