This case would even stump John Walsh.
Crime
Cut from the Class: Teacher Suspended After Slamming Student’s Laptop
The situation turned black-and-blue after one student was caught red-handed slacking off in class.
‘Obama Robber’ Arrested: Thief-in-Chief Finally Meets With Justice
His looks didn’t fool anyone, but he did manage to elude capture for more than two years.
Thieves On the Run After Stealing Four Diamonds from Swiss Jewelry Fair
A group of thieves have stolen four diamonds from the world’s biggest watch and jewelery event, in the Swiss city of Basel.
Security Guard Arrested Near London 2012 Olympic Stadium
And so it begins: with the countdown to the next Olympic Games well and truly on, a disturbing reminder of the “new normal” has come with a guard being arrested on the suspicion of possessing explosives. (via BBC)
U.S. Airways Plane Struck By Bullet on Landing
The FBI has launched an investigation after a bullet hole — and later a bullet — was found on a U.S. Airways plane flying from Philadelphia to Charlotte.
Will George Clooney Testify in Silvio Berlusconi’s Sex Trial?
The Hollywood actor’s new role, if greenlit, will be filmed by many cameras and viewed around the world. And when he says his lines, George Clooney won’t have the safety net of a script to fall back on if he ends up testifying in …
University of Illinois Sends ‘Active Shooter’ Campus Alert By Mistake
We understand the need to be prepared, but this is just unfortunate.
Burrito Backfire: Man Starts Shooting After an Increase in Taco Bell Prices
While no one exactly enjoys price increases, one San Antonio man took a 50-cent hike on Taco Bell burritos a little too hard.
South Carolina May Crack Down on Facebook in the Big House
Worried about inmates who use the site to organize crime and intimidate their victims, South Carolina is considering stiff penalties to discourage them from logging on behind bars.
Wyclef Jean Shot in Hand Before Haiti Election
The Haitian hip hop artist has been treated and released – but not before he met with violence on the eve of the presidential election.
How to Thwart a Robbery While Looking Awesome in Four Easy Steps
Convenience store ownership is possibly as dangerous an occupation as any, with unnoticed spills in the aisles, sugar-fixed prepubescents loitering after school, and the occasional armed robbery which pits the store attendee
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