This sad, sordid story came to an end Wednesday with Saud Abdulaziz bin Nasser al Saud getting the longest sentence of them all.
Five to seven shots were fired at the Pentagon early Tuesday morning. The shooter, however, is still unkown.
The usual excuse, “They were just really good friends,” does not seem to apply here either, though.
Any way you shake it, this was not the purr-fect ending for those who wanted justice to be handed out to the British woman filmed dumping a cat into a trash can.
It’s pretty embarrassing to be arrested. It’s even more embarrassing when the crime is assault and your weapon of choice is toilet paper.
Spoiler alert: Tommy Wiseau gets blood dripped on him.
Forget fingerprints or retina scans — the shape of your ears could be the next choice of identification when you pass through airport security, reports the Telegraph.
It’s debatable whether or not curiosity actually kills the cat. But in Selma Elmore’s case, it can certainly get you arrested — especially when its about your own criminal record.
And not because his thetans were too low!
A Saudi Prince who has admitted to beating his servant to death has denied that he was in a gay relationship with the man.
If you live in a big city and want to stay safe, you may want to steer clear of these places.