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Like any hot dog on a sizzling grill, the classic Wienermobile has plumped up a bit through the ages. But its hot dog evangelizing mission has remained the same since 1936.
“If we were to eat the meat every day, then it would probably be dangerous. But if it is consumed only in small portions, I don’t think it would have any long-lasting effects on the human body.”
— GOSHI HOSONO, state …
One Pennsylvania restauranteur has pulled the car over and told the kids to just get out.
Whether you’re in the mood for a brain freeze or a sugar rush, you can get it for free today at 7-Eleven.
It’s the cat—no, the dog—fight of the week.
Thursday’s links peer into a crystal ball and tell you the future.
The Guardian reports that a study of alcohol levels in 129,000 wines from vineyards across the globe over a 16-year period has “suggested that many vintners have been ‘systematically’ understating their wines’ strength on labels.”
This study is bananas.
Although Joey “Jaws” Chestnut walked away from the annual Nathan’s Hot Dog Eating Contest with his fifth straight win, his mustard champion’s belt may be a little less prestigious this year.
It was hot dog number 62 that sealed the five-peat championship for the 27-year-old nicknamed “Jaws.”
It’s a dog day of summer for Takeru Kobayashi.