“The lady will have your finest blunt.”
Food & Drink
Here Are the Top 10 Yelped Businesses of 2013
Food for thought
Forget Global Warming, the Greatest Threat to Society is the Impending Velveeta Shortage
The Super Bowl just won’t be the same.
Teacher Loses 37 Pounds After Three-Month McDonald’s Diet
To be fair, he also exercised every day
This Woman Ate and Drank Nothing But Starbucks Products for an Entire Year
Also, her legal name is Beautiful Existence.
Missouri Brewery to Starbucks: ‘Here’s $6, Now Shut Up!’
Exit 6 Pub and Brewery in St. Louis sent the paltry sum to make amends for all profits received from three units of specialty beer it sold dubbed “Frappicino”
Raise a Glass to 2014, Because Moderate Drinking Boosts Your Immune System
Can’t argue with science!
Coming Soon to Ruin Your Midafternoon Vending Machine Snack: Calorie Counts
About 5 million machines will have to offer calorie counts of snacks beginning in 2014.
You Can’t Even Get a Bargain at Applebee’s on New Year’s Eve
Though spending the night at TGI Friday’s will cost you a bit less
How Hundreds ‘Paid It Forward’ At A Connecticut Starbucks
Sounds like the holiday spirit is alive and well
Behold the Most Terrifying Culinary Creation Of All Time
It’s called a Cthurkey and it will haunt your dreams.