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Food & Drink
Today’s Momofuku ‘Crack Pie’ Flash Sale Is a Christmas Miracle
Hump Day just got so much better.
Science Confirms James Bond Is an Alcoholic
How many times have you saved the world with a massive hangover?
Sick of Your Boring, Regular Baby? Then Buy This Blanket and Turn Her Into a Burrito
It costs $48, but can you really put a price on spicing up your infant’s life?
Woman Finds Half-Smoked Marijuana Blunt in Wendy’s Burger
The Lovejoy, Ga. employee responsible has been fired
Apparently McDonald’s Thinks Its Employees Have Swimming Pools and Nannies
The fast-food giant gave some spectacularly optimistic tipping advice on its employee website
Ron Burgundy Scotchy Scotch Scotch Is Finally Here
No word on whether drinking it makes you “kind of a big deal.”
80 Reasons Why Drinking Alcohol Is Great
Happy 80th birthday, Repeal Day: A celebration of the end of Prohibition in America
A Candy That Prevents Tooth Decay? Your Dentist Will Be Shocked
Good news for sweet tooths everywhere.
Your Favorite Mall Food Court Treat Is Being Turned Into Vodka
Because this is the United States of America.
Doritos Locos Taco Pioneer Dies of Cancer
Credited with idea for Taco Bell-Doritos hybrid dish
Now You Can Get Drunk Off Sriracha
Sriracha vodka, that is.