From Sarah Palin with a Hitler mustache to the Stewart-Colbert 2012 ticket, NewsFeed marvels at the top five signs from the Rally to Restore Sanity.
NewsFeed believes in Bigfoot. Sorry, haters.
Taking Jesus Christ Superstar to a whole new level, literally. (via Guardian)
Sorry, crazy lady with a cell phone. If we had a time machine, we’d pick way better events to crash.
Now all it needs is a Ken Burns documentary!
“It’s really funny the way that the media reports things. After that debate my team and I we were literally high fiving each other thinking that we had exposed [that Democratic candidate Chris Coons] doesn’t know the First
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“I don’t think we came from monkeys. I think that’s ridiculous. I haven’t seen a half-monkey, half-person yet.”
– GLENN BECK, speaking about evolution on his radio show Wednesday (via Talking Points Memo)
Now when the Biblical prophet Ezekiel Googles himself, he’ll totally be the number one result!
Have you been stockpiling Glenn Beck’s freeze-dried food, waiting for the world to end? You can climb out of that bunker now.
“Where in the Constitution is the separation of church and state?”
– CHRISTINE O’DONNELL, Republican candidate for U.S. Senate in Delaware, asking opponent Chris Coons after he said religious doctrine has no place in public …