From Sarah Palin with a Hitler mustache to the Stewart-Colbert 2012 ticket, NewsFeed marvels at the top five signs from the Rally to Restore Sanity.
Religion
What Do You Believe: The Demographics of Superstition
NewsFeed believes in Bigfoot. Sorry, haters.
Poland Builds World’s Tallest Jesus
Taking Jesus Christ Superstar to a whole new level, literally. (via Guardian)
Think Like the Chaplin Time Traveler: The 10 Historical Events We’d Crash
Sorry, crazy lady with a cell phone. If we had a time machine, we’d pick way better events to crash.
Late Night Wars, Exposed: New Book Reveals Why Conan Lost, How NBC Fawned Over Leno
Now all it needs is a Ken Burns documentary!
Quotes: Christine O’Donnell On Her Debate Gaffe
“It’s really funny the way that the media reports things. After that debate my team and I we were literally high fiving each other thinking that we had exposed [that Democratic candidate Chris Coons] doesn’t know the First
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Journalists Behaving Badly: Juan Williams Wasn’t the First
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Quotes: Glenn Beck Mocks Evolution
“I don’t think we came from monkeys. I think that’s ridiculous. I haven’t seen a half-monkey, half-person yet.”
– GLENN BECK, speaking about evolution on his radio show Wednesday (via Talking Points Memo)
Google To Put Dead Sea Scrolls Online
Now when the Biblical prophet Ezekiel Googles himself, he’ll totally be the number one result!
Phew: Impending Mayan Apocalypse Has Been Postponed
Have you been stockpiling Glenn Beck’s freeze-dried food, waiting for the world to end? You can climb out of that bunker now.
Quotes: Christine O’Donnell on Church and State
“Where in the Constitution is the separation of church and state?”
– CHRISTINE O’DONNELL, Republican candidate for U.S. Senate in Delaware, asking opponent Chris Coons after he said religious doctrine has no place in public …
Miracles Down Under: Meet Australia’s First Saint
Catholic Aussies celebrated Australia’s very first saint Sunday, as Mary MacKillop, along with five other proclaimed miracle-makers formally described as “Blessed,” was canonized. (via CNN)
