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Did A Police Officer Insert Song Titles Into Evidence?
There will be no stranger story this week than that of the British police officer who allegedly used song titles while providing evidence to an inquiry surrounding the fatal shooting of the barrister Mark Saunders. And what’s …
Canadian Cancer Faker Pleads Guilty to Fraud
Ashley Kirilow, the Canadian woman who swindled thousands of dollars in charitable donations in a fake cancer scam, has plead guilty to the most serious charge of fraud against her. NewsFeed first covered Kirilow’s scam back in …
Quotes: George W. Bush on Kanye West
“It’s one thing to say, ‘I don’t appreciate the way he’s handled his business.’ It’s another thing to say, ‘This man’s a racist.’ I resent it, it’s not true, and it was one of the most disgusting moments in my
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We Won’t Have Christine O’Donnell To Kick Around Any More
You’ve probably heard this elsewhere, but Christine O’Donnell officially conceded the Delaware Senate race to Chris Coons, thus bringing to an end a campaign that has provided this blog with endless mirth.
Sorry Couples, Facebook Knows You’ll Break Up By Spring Break
As bitter single people, this news fills us with glee.
‘What Is This?’ Why, It’s A New Album By Jimmy McMillan
The bass is too damn high!
Top 5 Rally Signs To Restore Sanity (and/or Fear)
From Sarah Palin with a Hitler mustache to the Stewart-Colbert 2012 ticket, NewsFeed marvels at the top five signs from the Rally to Restore Sanity.
QUOTE: NOW Defends Christine O’Donnell
“[T]he tabloid website Gawker published an anonymous piece titled ‘I Had A One-Night Stand With Christine O’Donnell’ that takes the routine sexual degradation of women candidates to a disgusting new low. NOW repudiates Gawker’s
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Quotes: Esquire Thinks David Brooks Is Forgiving Of Racism
“Culturally, [Obama] will have to demonstrate that even though he comes from an unusual background, he is a fervent believer in the old-fashioned bourgeois virtues: order, self-discipline, punctuality and personal
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Get Your Lawyers, Toddlers! 4-Year-Olds Can Still Be Sued
The emotional distress cases alone should get NewsFeed a cool $3 million.
Hero: Off-Duty Cop Interrupts Beauty Store Holdup, Shoots Gun Out Of Robber’s Hand
Just to warn everybody, NewsFeed is probably going to try to buy this woman’s life rights.