Was a childhood in the suburbs really this dramatic?
Twitter Novelty Account of the Day: @English50Cent
To call rapper (and weight-loss king) 50 Cent’s Twitter feed intelligible is generous. Fortunately, an intrepid soul is cleaning it up.
Levi Johnston: America’s Least-Popular Politician
In a result that will shock no one, a recent poll found that Alaska’s own Levi Johnston is universally hated.
Germany’s Communist Party Distributes Porn Pens to Children
Every fall local organizations in Germany assemble goodie bags to give to children on their first day of elementary school—a tradition that usually results in chocolate-stained fingers and pencil fights. But following a mix-up …
Report: Reggie Bush to Be Stripped of His Heisman Trophy
A report on Yahoo Sports says the ex-USC running back will become the first Heisman Trophy winner to lose the award in the trophy’s 75-year history.
Justin Bieber Will Make You Scream
OMG: A new CSI promo shows Justin Bieber behind bars.
For the ‘Right’ to Speed, Just Fork Over $25
Want to rule the roads and forget about the speed limit? Speed demons in Nevada could drive to their heart’s content if one candidate has his way.
Splitting Up? Make It Official With a ‘Divorce Ceremony’
One in four marriages in Japan now ends in divorce. With this increase in people untying the knot, former salesman Hiroki Terai saw a business opportunity.
Quotes: Vladimir Putin on Running Again
“The president of the United States, Roosevelt, was elected four times in a row because it did not contradict the American Constitution,”
– VLADIMIR PUTIN, prime minister of Russia, hinting that he may pursue a third term as …
‘Burn a Koran’ Day: Endangering the Troops?
Gen. David Petraeus, the U.S. commander in Afghanistan, says the stunt by the Dove World Outreach Center puts U.S. troops at risk of backlash by Islamic extremists.
Chilean Miners Protest Against Imposed Restrictions
After 33 days trapped underground at the San José gold and copper mine, the Chilean miners are starting to rebel against government-imposed restrictions, their family members revealed.
Google’s “Balls” Homepage Logo: What Does It Mean?
Apparently Google’s graphic designers spent Labor Day weekend on the job because the search giant rolled out a funky new homepage logo today that’s (wait for it) pretty baller.
