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Microbes Providing Major Aid to Gulf of Mexico Cleanup?
Forget the ‘static kill.’ A new study shows that bacteria, not brains, are helping accelerate the oil spill recovery.
It Took a Polish Man Five Years to Notice He’d Been Shot in the Head
The Associated Press reports that a Polish man, who was out celebrating and drunk on the street in Germany, was hit in the back of the head by a stray bullet. Though the bullet was just discovered and removed, the injury happened …
Guyana’s Health Minister Cautions Against Singing Too Much About Rum
NewsFeed has long been a fan of West Indian chutney. However, we have noticed that every time we listen to the latest hits we have a strange urge to drink. (And to dance, but that’s another story.)
Bizarro, Cat-Hating Woman Found
The woman who was caught on tape trapping a cat in a garbage bin has been identified and will be questioned by the RSPCA.
New Study: Protein Malfunctions Linked to Autism
The malfunctioning of brain protein adenomatous polyposis coli (APC) plays an important role in autism and retardation, scientists say.
New Poll: Barack Obama’s Disapproval Rating Reaches Highest Peak
For the first time since the president took his seat in the Oval Office, more Americans are dissatisfied with his performance.
Quotes: Buffalo Bills Coach Chan Gailey Lectures Teen Hecklers
“If you dog one of us, you dog all of us,”
– CHAN GAILEY, Head Coach of the NFL’s Buffalo Bills, to a group of teenagers heckling his players at an open practice on Tuesday (Via the Associated Press)
Martin Short’s Wife Dies of Natural Causes
Short’s wife of 30 years, Nancy Dolman, passed away on Saturday after a 911 call from the couple’s California home. The Los Angeles County Coroner has confirmed to People that there will be no coroner involvement in the case.
Dirty Dancing: Totally Better With Cee-Lo
Honestly, we’re not convinced anything isn’t better with a little “F*** You”.
Futurist Vows Newspapers Will Be Irrelevant by 2022
Recycling bins are set to disappear in favor of rechargeable batteries.
Inside the Secret World of Trader Joe’s
America’s hottest retailer is also notoriously hush-hush. Trader Joe’s is an offbeat, fun discovery zone that elevates food shopping from a chore to a cultural experience. Head over to Fortune to learn the secrets of its success.
