Everybody’s talking about a revolution. Except, that is, in China.
The Prestige of Patty Flipping: China’s Hamburger University More Exclusive Than Harvard
Surely there’s no ivy on the Golden Arches, but Chinese students are trading big-name colleges for Big Macs.
Not a Fan of Facebook: New Yorker Sues Social Network Over Deleted Account
Being cut off from Facebook can feel like torture – and one man is seeking damages to the tune of half-a-million dollars.
Why Are College Students So Stressed Out?
College is supposed to be the “best four years of your life.” But a study shows students are reporting record levels of stress. (via Healthland)
April Fool’s Day May Never Be The Same: Jackass 3.5 Available Online on April 1st
If three Jackass movies weren’t enough for you, then you’ll probably be happy about this.
Crunched in the Clink: Dutch Prisoner Too Big for His Cell
For one man, the usual punishment has become “cruel and unusual.”
Viral Weekend: Watch a Gorilla Walk Like a Human
In case you missed it, here’s your wacky animal story of the week.
Governments Around the World Outlaw Basic Bodily Functions
Before you pass gas in Malawi, you might want to wait until you are in a private area.
Winter Dill-emma: Bergen County, N.J. Turns to Pickle Juice To Melt Snow
If there ever was a sign that we’ve had more than enough snow this winter, here it is.
Winter on the Web: New Jersey Schoolkid Develops Snow-Day Calculator
For kids who live in snowy regions, anticipating snow days is a time-honored winter tradition. But the tradition, like many others, may change with new technology.
Rumor Mill: Will Mark Zuckerberg Meet His Match on SNL Tonight?
The Facebook CEO may appear alongside his Oscar-nominated impersonator tonight at 30 Rock. (via Techland)
Shocker: Snooki Book Not A Shore Thing in Sales
Wait, the typical fan of Snooki isn’t a fan of books? Color NewsFeed surprised.