After a massive recall due to salmonella, the egg industry has chosen its PR strategy — it’s blaming its own customers.
“I have offered to go to the south of Sudan and stage, like, a wardrobe malfunction. But it was pointed out to me that I’m 49, and the consensus was that it would just be upsetting.”
– GEORGE CLOONEY, accepting the Bob Hope …
Who would have thought free, instant technology would have killed a 130-pound, $1,165 set of reference books? Oh, right, everyone.
The Category 2 hurricane is picking up speed over the Atlantic Ocean, causing warnings in the U.S. Virgin Islands, Puerto Rico and surrounding areas.
Last night’s Emmy Awards ceremony was surprising in two ways: the favorites didn’t always win, and the show was actually fun to watch. (via Tuned In)
“I think it’s time that Dina and I both step out of the media for a while, and for me that means getting back to what I know best — helping people with addiction.”
–Michael Lohan, on his plans to open an rehab center. (via Radar Online)
Mashable reports that a recent survey shows that narcissistic people tend to use Facebook in a more “self-promotional” way–that is, posting attractive photos of themselves and referencing how intelligent they are in the ‘About …
Glenn Beck’s controversial ‘Restoring Honor’ rally on Saturday was bound to spark debate among media outlets. First order of contention: How many people were actually there?
A man in Las Vegas has spent the last four months searching for his missing wife, not having any idea that her body was actually buried amidst the clutter of their home.
“In bed watching Family Guy. Love this show.! So hilarious! Stewie is my favorite love his accent.”
– PARIS HILTON’s Twitter update, shortly after being arrested for cocaine possession in Las Vegas early Saturday morning.
Mid-air massacre 101: “This is an emergency. We may shortly need to make an emergency landing on water.” Minutes later: oops.
Students at Nettleton Middle School must be doing great on their American History exams, because their school is almost literally living in the past!