NewsFeed is glad that we are not famous, because our constitutions could not handle the embarrassment of having old photos of us passed around. (Via The Hollywood Reporter.)
Dr. Dre Wants to Make an Album That Revolves Around the Solar System
1, 2, 3 and to the 4, Mercury and Mars and Dr. Dre are at the door.
Balloon Boy’s Father Attempts To Prove There’s Life On Mars
Just when you thought the Heenes couldn’t seem any more up in the air, the ‘Balloon Boy’ family patriarch Richard Heene resurfaces with an alien lecture.
JetBlue’s Steven Slater: Taking Off on Facebook
The JetBlue flight attendant who Freaked! Out! already has some 13,000 backers on Facebook.
Tony Blair’s Journey Memoir Takes An Interesting Turn
If you just can’t wait to read former British Prime Minister Tony Blair’s political memoir, A Journey, which is set to hit all good book shops in the U.K. on September 1, and the U.S. on the 2nd, then there’s some good news.
Census Bureau to Return $1.6 Billion to Public Coffers
A government agency coming in under budget? Shock of shocks.
Quotes: Stephen Hawking on Colonizing Other Planets
“I believe that the long-term future of the human race must be in space.”
– STEPHEN HAWKING, arguing that it is nearly impossible for Earth to avoid disaster within the next few hundred years, and therefore the human race …
Will Levi Johnston Run for Mayor of Wasilla?
Playgirl pinup, father of Sarah Palin’s grandson and all-around fame lover Levi Johnston has announced a new project: running for office in Palin’s home turf.
Will Pay for an A: Website Lets Students Gamble on Grades
Is Poetry 101 an easy A? Care to put some money on it?
Quotes: Study Finds Attractive Women Turned Down for “Masculine” Jobs
“In these professions being attractive was highly detrimental to women.”
– STEFANIE JOHNSON, researcher at the University of Colorado at Denver, on a study that found attractive women faced discrimination when applying for …
The 5 Best Things About Flight Attendant Steven Slater’s Freakout
After a heated argument with a passenger, JetBlue flight attendant Steven Slater launched into a curse-filled tirade on the PA system, then escaped the plane on the emergency slide. Oh, it gets better.
Weezer’s Patently Absurd LOST-Inspired Album Cover
Weezer’s next album is called Hurley. So the album art? A picture of Hurley from LOST, naturally. Rivers Cuomo, we always had you pegged as a Lostie. (via Techland)
