Brett Favre has ended his requisite summer deliberations/”look-at-me!” rituals and returned to the Minnesota Vikings, only to find that his best receiver is now out for the first half of the season. Is it karma?
Happy National Waffle Day! Top 5 Coolest Waffle Makers
August 24 marks National Waffle Day, the anniversary of the first U.S. patent for a waffle iron. To celebrate the celebrated history of waffle making, party in style with the most fun-shaped waffles we could find.
Did the CIA Feed a French Town LSD?
Surreal story of the day: On August 16th 1951, the southern French town of Pont-Saint-Esprit was brought to a standstill when its people suddenly began to suffer horrific hallucinations. How in the world could the CIA have …
Dear Onion: We Love You Too
It would appear we’ve been the target of an Onion spoof. Yes, we watched it. Yes, we laughed.
First Eggs, Now Deli Meat? Another Summer Recall
The latest recall target: 380,000 pounds of deli meat that may be tainted with harmful bacteria.
So, Tiger, You’re Officially Divorced: 8 Ways To Own That Bad Boy Image
In light of Tiger Woods and Elin Nordegren’s divorce officially going through, NewsFeed thinks it’d be nice if Tiger dropped the whole straight-laced-golfer façade and just embraced the bad-boy image, once and for all. Might …
U.K. Prime Minister’s Wife Gives Birth
Prime Minister David Cameron’s wife, Samantha Cameron, gave birth to their fourth child while the couple were on vacation in the south-west of England on Tuesday.
Quotes: Advice for Levi Johnston’s Mayoral Run
“Since I am nearly old enough to be Levi’s grandfather I think it would be wise for him to get a high school diploma and keep his clothes on. The voters like that!”
– VERNE RUPRIGHT, current mayor of Wasilla, Alaska, giving …
Microsoft to Probe Halo: Reach Breach
Microsoft is gunning for the enterprising hackers who managed to get their hands on a copy of Halo: Reach, the latest game in the company’s ludicrously lucrative Halo shoot-em-up series.
U2 Has So Much Music They Don’t Know What to Do with It
For most 50-year-olds who have just undergone major back surgery, taking it easy is a priority. Not for U2′s Bono.
Report: Jimmy Carter Heading to North Korea to Rescue American
Foreign Policy is reporting that in the next few days, former U.S. President Jimmy Carter will go to North Korea on a rescue mission.
George Michael Admits Drug-Driving
George Michael famously once sang that “guilty feet have got no rhythm.” Change “feet” to “plea” and we are confronted with but the latest example of the former Wham! singer’s appearances in court.
