“I know a few people couldn’t be here tonight because, as they tell it, either they had to get a haircut unexpectedly or they were sure that they’d have a headache. But Charlie, as you know, they were with you as long as they
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“I know a few people couldn’t be here tonight because, as they tell it, either they had to get a haircut unexpectedly or they were sure that they’d have a headache. But Charlie, as you know, they were with you as long as they
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Astronomy enthusiasts rejoice — one of the best shows of the year starts this evening.
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Leave it to a fictitious Vicodin addict to fill a real man’s fortune.
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If you can’t stand mosquitoes, don’t visit Chicago’s suburbs anytime soon. That’s because the Windy City has undergone a heat wave, coupled with lots of rain that has been a formula for a bug breakout.
This year’s PGA Championship, which tees off Thursday from Whistling Straits in Haven, Wisconsin, isn’t quite a do-or-die tournament for Tiger Woods.
“I kind of think she might be too good looking to go to jail.”
– SEN. JOHN MCCAIN, telling a Phoenix radio station about Jersey Shore star Snooki’s recent arrest for disorderly conduct; the two have chatted in the past about …
First there were denim diapers. Now there are baby skinny jeans. We should have seen this coming.