In light of Tiger Woods and Elin Nordegren’s divorce officially going through, NewsFeed thinks it’d be nice if Tiger dropped the whole straight-laced-golfer façade and just embraced the bad-boy image, once and for all. Might …
U.K. Prime Minister’s Wife Gives Birth
Prime Minister David Cameron’s wife, Samantha Cameron, gave birth to their fourth child while the couple were on vacation in the south-west of England on Tuesday.
Quotes: Advice for Levi Johnston’s Mayoral Run
“Since I am nearly old enough to be Levi’s grandfather I think it would be wise for him to get a high school diploma and keep his clothes on. The voters like that!”
– VERNE RUPRIGHT, current mayor of Wasilla, Alaska, giving …
Microsoft to Probe Halo: Reach Breach
Microsoft is gunning for the enterprising hackers who managed to get their hands on a copy of Halo: Reach, the latest game in the company’s ludicrously lucrative Halo shoot-em-up series.
U2 Has So Much Music They Don’t Know What to Do with It
For most 50-year-olds who have just undergone major back surgery, taking it easy is a priority. Not for U2′s Bono.
Report: Jimmy Carter Heading to North Korea to Rescue American
Foreign Policy is reporting that in the next few days, former U.S. President Jimmy Carter will go to North Korea on a rescue mission.
George Michael Admits Drug-Driving
George Michael famously once sang that “guilty feet have got no rhythm.” Change “feet” to “plea” and we are confronted with but the latest example of the former Wham! singer’s appearances in court.
Canada Driving Electric Cars in New Direction: Cannabis
A prototype is in the works that could change car commercials on your television to “buy now from your tri-state pot dealer.”
Miss Mexico Jimena Navarrete Crowned Miss Universe
Twenty-two year old former model Jimena Navarrete won the title of Miss Universe at last night’s pageant in Las Vegas.
Update: Shirley Sherrod Declines Agriculture Dept. Job Offer
After a media firestorm about out-of-context comments she made in an address to the NAACP forced her to resign, Shirley Sherrod has turned down a new job offer at the Department of Agriculture.
TV Tax Lady Roni Deutch Facing Legal Troubles
As a self-touted sidekick for Americans facing IRS heat, the on-air personality promises to find the “hidden deductions” plaguing your tax payments.
Scientists Form General Theory of Bird Homosexuality
Scientists have long speculated gleefully about animal homosexuality. Some animals, like albatrosses, form lifelong homosexual relationships; others, like bonobos, step out on their partners and mate with anything that moves, …




