NewsFeed is sad to announce that Paul, the famous psychic octopus who shot to fame after predicting the outcomes of World Cup this summer, died Tuesday. He lived just two and a half years.
For his 40th birthday, Matt Damon is asking — wait, Matt Damon is 40? Whoa.
The Midwest is set to weather its worst storm in 70 years.
A plumber in the UK has suped up his vehicle, broken a world record and now owns the fastest vehicle of its kind–a mobility scooter.
“We reached 1 Billion views on youtube little monsters! If we stick together we can do anything. I dub u kings and queens of youtube! Unite!”
– LADY GAGA, taking to Twitter to announce that her music videos have reached 1 …
“Someone’s been listening to “Send in the Clowns” a little too often. “Don’t bother, they’re here,” is what keeps occurring to me. Only this is a dangerous, stupid clown. Time for him to go home and cool off.”
- BEN STEIN, actor …
There are certain things in this life that don’t make sense, and we just need to accept that. Kanye West’s brain is one of these things.
You can do almost everything else on the Internet–why not get a job?
Looking for the best five-fingered discount? Head to India.
Who needs SPF 50 when you’re wearing trousers?
Somali pirates have abandoned ship, no ransom necessary (via Reuters).
Don’t mention the iPad! (NewsFeed mentioned it once but we think we got away with it!)