Because she apparently doesn’t have anything more important on her mind, Elena Kagan was asked which Twilight character she preferred: the hunky, ripped werewolf or the pale, sparkly vampire? (Hah, as if there’s even any question).
“Adopt” Bubbles the Chimp, Michael Jackson’s Old Companion, For $150
In the year since Michael Jackson’s death, we’ve been kept abreast of what would happen to everything from his multimillion-dollar estate; his catalogue, which is likely worth even more; and even his signature crystal glove. But …
Wimbledon: Struggling to Understand Federer’s Implosion
After Roger Federer lost at the quarterfinals of the French Open a few weeks ago, Newsfeed cautioned against ruing the end of a tennis dynasty. “An era will truly end when Federer fails to reach the semis at Wimbledon,” we wrote, …
Jon Gosselin’s Tattoo: Bizarre and Meaningless. Oh, and Uggggly
America’s most notorious TV dad, Jon Gosselin, says his new Korean-style dragon tattoo is symbolic for his personal rebirth. But what do dragons really stand for?
Quotes: “David After Dentist” Dad on Viral Success
“We do look at it as a blessing, in a crazy 21st century way.”
– DAVID DEVORE, whose son became a viral video star from his “David After Dentist” video, on his earnings of about $150,000 from YouTube ad revenue and merchandise …
The 10 Scariest Things About Twilight: Eclipse
The pure grade undiluted adolescent fantasy that is the Twilight saga has now officially made its foray onto the big screen. Eclipse offers up plenty of specters to be afraid of.
Chicago Area Fighting Surge in Heroin Use
First it’s tangled in the trial of an ex-governor, then it loses a major Supreme Court gun ban case, and now, as if the Windy City needed another blow, a new report is out saying heroin use has become as thick in the Chicago area …
“The Man Your Man Could Smell Like” Back With New Old Spice Ad
Look at your man. Now back at this commercial. Now back to your man. Now back to the ad. Sure, your man isn’t as good as this commercial, but at least you can watch it.
Sex in Space: Houston, Let’s Get It On
Well, talk about joining the mile high club.
What Would Russia Say? Sarah Palin’s Hometown Introduces Smoked-Salmon Vodka
The bright minds at the Alaska Distillery have made it so that Wasilla residents can sip on a nouveau drink as they look toward Russia.
G-20 Videos: Don’t People Know How To Protest?
Throughout the G-20 Summit in Toronto, we saw striking images of violence and destruction, both on the part of protesters and police. But a few videos show that not all people really know how to protest correctly.
Worst Parents Ever: Behold Bong Baby
There was a time when odd instances of child care could be shielded from the masses.
