Now that Thanksgiving is out of the way, the holidays are officially here. Which means one thing: emptying your wallet on holiday gifts.
Michel Gondry’s seminal Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind posited this theory about erasing memories: and if true, it means we can soon wipe his slightly less seminal The Science of Sleep from our minds for good.
“We are all bracing for what may be coming and condemn WikiLeaks for the release of classified material. It will place lives and interests at risk. It is irresponsible.”
–PJ CROWLEY, U.S. State Department spokesman on the …
The (holiday) party is over and it’s time to head home. Easy, right? Well, you should probably make sure your flight is running smoothly (or at least in a timely manner) before relaxing too much.
Take heart, frustrated flyers. Even a Jonas brother runs into problems when flying now and then.
You knew this was coming.
Ah, computers. What can’t they tell us?
“He said he feels great — he lost six ounces.”
–MICKEY RAPHAEL, Willie Nelson’s longtime harmonica player on Nelson’s state of mind after being arrested for marijuana possession in Texas. (via Rolling Stone)
You’ve read all about it in the press, now you can read all about it again in the book: “William and Kate: A Royal Love Story” hits the shops this week in London and is said to be winging its Royal way across the Atlantic before Christmas.
From Lady Gaga modules to Tae Kwon Do degrees, NewsFeed thought there was an education to suit every niche, until McDonald’s put a degree on their menu. Beware, what you’re about to digest is all about the puns.
With the holiday, you’ve probably already had a few days off. And by now, you might just be looking for something to do–particularly if you’re staying with your family.
“After being inadvertently hit with an opposing player’s elbow in the lip while playing basketball with friends and family, the President received 12 stitches today administered by the White House Medical Unit.”
–ROBERT GIBBS, …