It’s the most awesome day in the history of the world. Well, since Black Friday 2009. But all NewsFeed wants to know is: what deals have been found (and is the economy going to see a revival?)
Vladimir Putin: Leonardo DiCaprio is “A Real Man”
But we already knew that, right ladies? What’s more, while the Tiger Summit in St. Petersburg, Russia was always going to be difficult to reach, Leonardo DiCaprio couldn’t have banked on the way his trip panned out.
Kate Middleton’s See-Through Dress Worth $150,000
The dress worn by Kate Middleton at a university fashion show, which is said to have sparked her romance with Prince William, could be worth £100,000 ($157,911). That ought to pay for the drinks at the wedding.
Palinisms, Axis of Evil Edition: Mama Grizzly Calls North Korea an ‘Ally’
In a radio interview Sarah Palin tells Glenn Beck that America “has gotta stand with our North Korean allies.” Wait, what?
Quotes: Obama on Thanksgiving
“This is not the hardest Thanksgiving America has ever faced. But as long as many members of our American family are hurting, we’ve got to look out for one another.”
-BARACK OBAMA, in a Thanksgiving address calling on support …
10 Things You Didn’t (Need to) Know About Turkeys
In honor of the 46 million birds that did not get a presidential pardon yesterday, Newsfeed brings you a few lesser known facts about the long history and bleak modern lives of America’s favorite avian feast.
Castaways: Teenagers Found After Two Months Lost at Sea
Three teenage boys were found alive in a life boat north-east of Fiji after being lost at sea for 50 days. Their families had already held a memorial service for them, yet the boys managed to survive on coconuts, a seagull they …
French Woman Stuck in Bathroom for Three Weeks
The fairer sex is no stranger to endless hours spent in the powder room. But even for Frenchwomen who love extensive beauty regimes, three weeks is an eternity to be stuck in the can.
Google Street View Captures Birth of Baby on Sidewalk. Or Does It?
The image shows a woman lying on her back, legs ajar, as a man cradles a newborn.
The Force Is Strong: Darth Vader Costume Goes On Sale
All things being equal, NewsFeed would have rather seen Boba Fett’s helmet up for grabs but we’re not ruling out a last-minute bid either.
Life Imitates Art: Kazakhstan Director Shoots Oh-So-Genuine Borat Sequel
It’s Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan. The sequel.
Busted: Facebook Exposes Israel’s Draft Dodgers
You wouldn’t have thought that Israel’s military would have time to surf the net but, in the name of investigating potential draft dodgers, it’s using Facebook to check up on some of its citizens.