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Why Is It So Easy To Shoplift In India?
Looking for the best five-fingered discount? Head to India.
Italians Announce Plans to Ban Miniskirts, Sandcastles and Everything Else Fun
Who needs SPF 50 when you’re wearing trousers?
Crew of German Boat Defeats the Somalian Pirates — By Calling For Help, Hiding
Somali pirates have abandoned ship, no ransom necessary (via Reuters).
Melinda Gates Apparently Takes The Whole Apple-Microsoft Rivalry Quite Personally
Don’t mention the iPad! (NewsFeed mentioned it once but we think we got away with it!)
Quote: Peter Jackson Wants The Hobbit in New Zealand
“This is where Middle Earth was born and this is where it will stay.”
–PETER JACKSON, in a letter read at a rally in New Zealand, where people protested switching the filming location of the upcoming movie The Hobbit out of New …
If You Must Know – Tumblr Clarifies What “Muslim Garb” Is
Did you find yourself wondering exactly what Juan Williams meant by “Muslim garb” when he expounded on his air travel fears on The O’Reilly Factor?
Reading While Eating for October 25: Of Rappers, Squirrels and iPads
Start the week off right with technology, bad reality TV and even a safari.
RI Dem Frank Caprio Tells Obama To “Shove It”
“He can take his endorsement and really shove it.”
– Rhode Island democratic gubernatorial candidate Frank Caprio to radio station WPRO after learning President Obama would not endorse Caprio during his visit to the state today.
Prosperity Index: What Don’t America and Britain Understand?
A new ranking of the prosperity of nations found that the U.S. barely made the top 10, while Britain was off it completely. So what are they doing wrong?
Battle of the Bands, Mantyhose Vs. Wetnurse. Behold CMJ’s Oddest Band Names
This weekend, New York City played host to the CMJ Music Marathon—in which 1,200 bands performed in 80 venues over 4 days. NewsFeed examines 10 of the weirdest band names at the festival.
Snoring Ecuadoran Wins Spain’s Siesta Contest
It’s not often a snoring habit wins you praise in life –never mind cash. But in a crowded mall in Madrid Sunday, a snoring Ecuadoran took first prize in Spain’s first ever Siesta contest.