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Reading While Eating for March 7: Internet Oddities

Wednesday’s links give you the meaning behind some of the web’s weirdest stuff.

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Kim Dotcom Plans to Release Full-Length Album

And he’s pulled out all the stops, including recruiting seasoned music producer Printz Board. But will the Internet mogul notch the Billboard charts?

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Rolling Stones' Let It Bleed Album Art For Sale

Who ever said “you can’t always get what you want?” Here’s the ideal present for the music fan who’s unamused by a simple CD under the tree.

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Plus Side of a Bad Economy? Silvio Berlusconi Delays Album of Love Songs

One choice lyric: “Listen to them when you have a thirst for caresses, sing them when you are hungry for tenderness.”

Nirvana Nevermind

‘Nevermind,’ 20 Years Later: 20 Reasons Why Nirvana Is Still Awesome

The swimming baby is all grown up and that dollar bill he’s chasing is worth about 60 cents.

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‘Watch the Profits’: Kanye and Jay-Z Open Pop-Up Shop in New York City

Of course their temporary store only sells copies of the hip-hop kings’ new album, “Watch the Throne.” NewsFeed peeked inside.

Michael Jackson's posthumous album, "Michael"

The King Lives: Michael Jackson’s Posthumous Songs Leaked

The King of Pop keeps throwing down—even from the grave.

Dr. Dre

Dr. Dre Announces Detox Is His Final Album

For his 46th birthday, Dr. Dre is giving himself a present: no more 16-hour days in the studio. In fact, no time in the studio at all.

The Rent Is Too Damn High

‘What Is This?’ Why, It’s A New Album By Jimmy McMillan

The bass is too damn high!

My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy

Kanye’s Phoenix-Sex Cover Not Actually Banned

Who would have thought that Kanye West was the type to exaggerate things?