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Cupcake-Flavored Vodka: Delicious or Disastrous?
Have you ever found yourself deciding between a cupcake and cocktail? We haven’t either. But now you can have both in one icky-sounding spirit.
Too Much Fun in a Can? Snoop Dogg’s Malt Liquor Under Attack
You can’t have Four Loko anymore in certain states, but why not give Snoop Dogg’s “Blast by Colt 45” a try?
The Middleton Martini and Other Beefeater Gin Cocktail Recipes
Three cocktails fit for a Queen.
Mommy Mia! Court Battle Over Mom-Marketed Wines
The makers of a wine called MommyJuice are trying to get a California court to declare that they’re not infringing on the trademark of rival wine Mommy’s Time Out. (NewsFeed meanwhile ponders whether both companies might want to …
Introducing ‘Viagra Beer’: A Brew Specially Made for the Royal Wedding Night
Just what you need to keep the party going all night long.
Reading While Eating for April 20: Food and Drink
Today’s links put the ‘eating’ in “reading while eating.” Try not to get too hungry while you peruse these palatable pages!
Great News, Everyone! Beer Is On Its Way To Staying Fresh Forever
Reason number 1,723 that we’re grateful for science: it’s finally being used to keep beer from going bad. Hallelujah!
No More Sauce in Kids’ Sippy Cups: Restaurant Chains Create Alcohol Safeguards
Is serving an alcoholic beverage to a child at a sit-down restaurant an easy mistake to make? After all, a wait staff handles hundreds of orders in a day, and accidents happen.
Unsurprisingly, New Zealand Health Experts Say ‘Breakfast Beer’ Is a Bad Idea
Good idea: cherry-flavored, wheat lager. Bad idea: marketing said lager as a “breakfast beer.”
Are Soldiers Under 21 Old Enough to Drink? They Might Be in Alaska
An Alaskan lawmaker has suggested that if soldiers under the age of 21 are entitled to risk their lives abroad, then they should be able to indulge in drinking and smoking too.
Maotai Millions: Prices Rise for China’s National Spirit
It’s true the world over. Take booze away and people will get upset.
