How very English.
The royal wedding bells don’t toll for another 48 hours, but a squatter village has already popped up on the sidewalks adjacent to Westminster Abbey. And last night, NewsFeed waded through the tents and cozied up with the man at …
There goes that myth.
Well-heeled royalists cruising the Mediterranean would rather walk the plank than miss out on the royal wedding.
You know how it is: you spend your entire life dreaming of marrying a prince, only to spend the start of wedded bliss living with his brother.
“I was doing the rehearsals the other day and my knees started tapping quite nervously. It’s quite a daunting prospect.”
–PRINCE WILLIAM, proving that he’s just like any other man as he prepares for his upcoming nuptials on …
At least now he won’t have an excuse for why he can’t do the dishes.
NewsFeed also went to a stag do (the British term for Bachelor Party) over the weekend, but it wasn’t for Prince William. Our absence, of course, is the future King of England’s loss.
Once bitten, twice shy? Not if you’re Kate Middleton, who may have more faith in the British public and security services than her future father-in-law.
Whatever will they think of next?
“Kate Middleton is living the dream every little girl holds dear…and every woman remembers with a smile…becoming a Princess.”
Is this a case of literally cashing in on Royal Wedding fever?