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“The Republican presidential candidate is sporting a small bandage on his finger after getting nipped by a small penguin during his tour of the zoo on Friday.”

— The Associated Press, reporting on GOP candidate Newt Gingrich getting bitten by a penguin during a St. Louis zoo visit; he was in town to speak at the National Rifle Association’s annual meeting. Depending on your political affiliation, this tuxedoed attacker may now join the ranks of TIME’s Top 10 Evil Animals.

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Shakira Attacked by Sea Lion While on Vacation in South Africa

Apparently, “she wolves” and sea lions don’t get along.

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85-Year-Old Woman Takes On Moose, Saves Husband

Weighing in at a mere 97 lb., Dorothea Taylor rescued her husband from an angry moose with nothing but a shovel

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Chicago Teens Charged in Brutal Beating That Went Viral

A lone, defenseless victim endured several minutes of beatings from a group of youths who recorded themselves committing the assault.

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Skull Found at Pearl Harbor May Belong to Japanese Pilot

Almost 70 years after the attack on Pearl Harbor, an excavation crew may have found the skull of a Japanese pilot who died in action.

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WATCH: The Oslo Bombing’s Aftermath, Captured on Camera

Video footage is quickly appearing around the web that documents the aftermath of the Olso explosion has that damaged several government buildings, injured many and, so far, killed seven people, according to CBS.

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Operation Cupcake: British Spies Hack Al-Qaeda’s Magazine to Replace Bombs With Cupcakes

Molotov cocktails? More like mojito cupcakes. 

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Aussie History Repeats Itself? Dingoes Attack Toddler in Queensland

Two wild dingoes attacked a three-year-old girl who wandered into the bushes on Queensland’s Fraser Island Monday afternoon.

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Woman Uses Soup Spoon to Save Husband From Tiger Attack

Salad forks and butter knives were not within reach.

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On Christmas Morning, Be Nice to Your Presents

Or else.